my parents sent me to private school back in the day and now any time i say something dumb or cant do maths my dad goes on about how ‘this isnt what he paid for’

04-18 • 20:08

lilbismydad:

This dog probably has a lot to say

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

thatbluebox:

spicyshimmy:

wake me up when starfleet is real

Chris + “The Magic Vein Of Sex”

We all have pressures, but you know how I deal with it? The natural way: with a rigorous diet and exercise routine. I’m up at 6AM every day, I have my protein shake with banana and flaxseed oil, and by 6:10 I’m on the elliptical. You know how I motivate myself? Not with anything artificial; I set a goal and I won’t rest until I reach it.

04-18 • 15:47609 notescuddleblainefyrachel
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